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5.21.16 Week: 21 \ Day: 145
May Averages: 68°\34°
86004 Today: H 67° \ L 37° Average Sky Cover: 8% 
Wind ave:   6mph\Gusts:  30mph Visibility: 10 mi
Record High: 85°[2000]   Record Low: 21°[1972]
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Quote of the Day
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
~Dale Carnegie
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Observances Today                           
International Day to End Obstetric Fistula
Declaration of the Bab Day
International Day to End Obstetric Fistula

National Taffy Day Link
World Crohn's and Colitis Day Link
World Turtle Day

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Observances This Week
21-27
National Safe Boating Week 
22-28
Hurricane Preparedness Week Link
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US Historical Highlights for Today
1785 Benjamin Franklin announces his invention of bifocals
1863 Organization of the Seventh-day Adventist Church in Battle Creek, Michigan.
1873 1st Preakness: G Barbee aboard Survivor wins in 2:43
1911 NY Public Library building at 5th Avenue dedicated by President Taft
1922 Walt Disney incorporates his 1st film company Laugh-O-Gram Films
1943 Thomas Mann begins writing his novel Dr Faustus
1958 US schools 1st use Cliff's Notes
1962 Scott Carpenter orbits Earth 3 times in US Aurora 7
1991 US Supreme Court bars subsidized clinics from discussing abortion
2013 Patrick Roy is named head coach of the Colorado Avalanche, his former team where he won two Stanley Cups
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World Historical Highlights for Today
1430 Joan of Arc is captured at Compiegne & sold to the English
1701 Captain William Kidd is hanged in London after being convicted of piracy and of murdering William Moore.
1813 South American independence leader Simón Bolívar enters Mérida, leading the invasion of Venezuela, and is proclaimed El Libertador ("The Liberator")
1853 Buenos Aires gains independence from Argentina (reunited 1859)
1873 Canada's North West Mounted Police Force forms (it didn't get the "Royal" until 1904)
1951 Seventeen Point Agreement for the Peaceful Liberation of Tibet signed in Beijing, formally establishes Chinese sovereignty over Tibet
1958 Mao Zedong starts "Great leap forward" movement in China
1960 Israel announces capture of Nazi Adolf Eichmann in Argentina
1969 BBC orders 13 episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
1970 A fire breaks out in the Britannia Bridge over the Menai Straits in north Wales contributing to its partial destruction and causing approximately £1,000,000 worth of fire damage.
1977 Moluccan extremists hold 105 schoolchildren & 50 others hostage on a hijacked train in Neth, children released May 27, siege ends June 11

1998 The Good Friday Agreement is accepted in a referendum in Northern Ireland with 75% voting yes. Britain's Prime Minister, Tony Blair, welcomes the resounding "yes" vote in the referendum on the Good Friday Agreement on Northern Ireland, calling it "a day for joy"
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My Rambling Thoughts
Windy and quiet Sunday. Caught up on weekly Sunday morning news programs. Too windy to be on the deck, so did some laundry. Then time for Netflix.
Frustrated with the new website I am trying to work on. I followed all the instructions but the site keeps saying ‘internal server error.’ Can’t do anything until business hours tomorrow. Maybe I’ll find out something then.
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Brain Teasers
(answers at the end of post)
The Vowel-less Knights #5
Language brain teasers are those that involve the English language. You need to think about and manipulate words and letters.
Difficulty 2.1
And now for more in the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights:

1. Mnds r lk prchts - th nl fnctn whn pn.

2. Bwr f smll xpnss, smll lk wll snk grt shp.

3. Prblms cnnt b slvd t th sm lvl f wrnss tht crtd thm.

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…Harper’s Index…
100,000-Number of service centers Alibaba plans to build in the next 3 years to help rural Chinese shop online.
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2 jokes for the day
I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married...

I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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My high school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription, “BE MINE.” 

The following day, I received a return valentine from the teacher. It read, “Thank you, but it’s still a BE MINE-US.”     

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Yep, It Really Happened
*------- When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go -------*
A television reporter was arrested on a charge of public urination or defecation after allegedly being seen defecating on a homeowner's property, according to police in Arizona. The Goodyear Police Department said that they have arrested CBS reporter Jonathan Lowe, after being accused of pulling down his pants and defecating on a lawn that did not belong to him. According to the police investigation, while Lowe was reporting about a man who killed a dog in the neighborhood, he went onto a lawn and defecated. A passerby noticed what Lowe was doing and called the police. The officers approached Lowe, who told him that he had to do defecate and could not hold it in.
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Birthdays Today
“( )” indicates age at death
(94) Sid Melton,
American actor (Alf-Green Acres, Charlie-Danny Thomas), born in Brooklyn, (d.2011)
(82) Edward Hitchcock,
America's 1st prof of physical ed (Amherst College) (d.1911)
(82) John Bardeen,
American physicist, electrical engineer and co-inventor of the transistor (Nobel 1956, 1972), born in Madison, Wisconsin (d. 1991)
(74) Rosemary Clooney,
Kentucky, singer/paper towels spokeswoman (Coronet) (d.2002)
(70) Carolus Linnaeus,
Swedish botanist and the Father of Taxonomy, born in Råshult, Sweden (d. 1778)
65- Anatoli Karpov,
USSR, world chess champion (1975-85)
62- "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler,
NJ, middleweight boxing champ (1982-83)
58- Drew Carey,
American actor & comedian (Drew-Drew Carey Show), born in Cleveland, Oh
42- Ken Jennings,
American game show contestant, born in Edmonds, Washington
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Historical Obits Today
@89-2002 Sam Snead,
American golfer
@86-2015 John Nash,
American mathematician (subject of movie "A Beautiful Mind") and Nobel laureate, car crash
@85-2015 Anne Meara,
American Comedian and actress (Stiller & Meara, Archie's Place)
@81-1975 Jackie "Moms" Mabley,

comedienne (Amazing Grace)
@58-1868 Kit Carson,
American trapper, scout, and Indian agent, aortic aneurysm
@56-1701 William Kidd,
Scottish pirate, hanged
@25-1934 Clyde Barrow,
outlaw (Bonnie & Clyde), killed in police ambush
@23-1934 Bonnie Parker,
American outlaw (Bonnie & Clyde), killed in police ambush
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Brain Teasers Answers
1. Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Bonus: Thomas Dewar. He played the pipes in 1885, successfully annoying everyone else there.

2. Beware of small expenses, a small leak will sink a great ship.
Bonus: Benjamin Franklin.

3. Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.
Bonus: Albert Einstein.

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Disclaimer: All opinions are mine…feel free to agree or disagree.
All ‘data’ info is from the internet sites and is usually checked with at least one other source, but I have learned that every site contains mistakes and sadly once the information is out there, many sites simply copy it and is therefore difficult to verify. Also for events occurring before the Gregorian calendar was adopted [1582] the dates may not be totally accurate.
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